Wow, what an interesting take on why Jennifer Lawrence is awesome!
By Rachel
Yeah, she doesn’t know either.
Like, seriously, you guys. Jennifer Lawrence is awesome. Let’s go over some of the reasons.
(Source: usmagazine.com)
We have opinions. So read them.
Yes, we just posted our predictions for tomorrow’s big winners, but the Oscars deserve at least 7-8 posts. At LEAST. So if you’re wondering about perhaps the biggest award of them all, Best Picture, look no further (they put it last for a reason, right?)! The Hollywangers are here to guide you through the jungle that is the nine nominees in this category.
Here are our beliefs about whether you should bother to see the “best” films of 2011.
They say that God rested on the seventh day, and we thank him for that because he obviously got so bored resting that he created the Oscars to excite us off our lazy Sunday-resting asses! Tomorrow is the day the Fates mark down on their calendars and all the ghosts stop being creeps and just try and find a big-screen tv. Angels and demons come together to place bets, and jerks like us are allowed to participate in something we like to call the Judging Olympics. The Hollywangers constantly judge people based on their clothing (and other criteria), but during the Oscars, we could literally vomit in reaction to somebody’s disgusting dress and it wouldn’t be considered too harsh. IT’S THE OSCARS!
Now, without further ado, our Oscar Predictions for 2012:
By Rachel
I mentioned Adele’s Grammys performance as one of the three main reasons contributing to its highest number of viewers in years, but silly me! I never talked about whether her throat surgery made her sound like Ke$ha or not! On a scale from Ke$ha to Adele, Adele’s debut performance of everyone’s favorite song Rolling in the Deep was…